Funny things kids say...

Let me preface this story with the kid is six!

So this kid in my class is squirming around like none-other.
I say "Bob do you have ants in your pants?"
He says "No, I have underwear in my pants."
I say "NO WAY! So do I!! We should start a club!"
The rest of the kids join in with additions about how we could read Captain underpants all day in "our underwear club"

That stuff kills me...